Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator v1.07


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Description: The parrot is back from the dead bringing countless new insults for your disposal, Sir! Remember that silly game that parted lovers, destroyed families and turned friends into enemies? Here’s its successor that does even more, certainly with more style and more variety. And I have proof! This time you can spread affront to everyone in the world that has Internet access or - if you’re not the most sociable - you can sit alone and play with yourself. Nudge nudge.
So don’t let the parrot die for nothing and tell that grumpy old lady that her husband donated organs for a strange woman lying in a pond and that her sister poses nude for some dog. Then meet a retired hipster who admires pictures of a grunting sow, and a fake Russian who borrowed a dead body to put his teacup and crumpets on. It’s also the only game that lets you learn what’s The Meaning of Life, and that’s scientifically proven!
"Playing in local multiplayer mode made me laugh more in five minutes than most games manage over an entire campaign."
- Oscar Dayus, Pocket Gamer -
"Oh... Sir!' is our favorite insult-em-up"
- Aaron Souppouris, Engadget -
Game Features:
Loner’s Insult Tournament Mode: Battle your way through numerous unique situations and verbally assault your CPU
Real-Life Friends Mode: Dual against your actual friends on a couch, ottoman, or whatever else you like to rest your fanny on
Imaginary-Friends Mode: Verbally take down strangers from all over the world online, and bring the witty pain across any device using the game's Cross-Platform Multiplayer
5 Hilarious Playable Characters: Each with their own unique voices, quirky traits and hilarious “insult bits”
4 Conflict Scenarios: Lay down some verbal jujitsu across 4 different testy situations and dynamic environments
Contentious Battle System: Employ combos, criticals, continuations and other new mechanics to outwit your argumentative opponents!

Android OS Requierements: 4.0+

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Towaga v1.0.1


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Description: "It has been foretold that a masked being would stand atop the legendary Towaga Temple, dwelling among shadows to fulfil The Black Moon Ritual."
Explore, fight, exorcise... survive!
But The Ancients warn you: your journey won't be easy. Prove yourself worthy and the light shall reward your sacrifice."
*The game has a 60 Fps mode and a Left-handed option.
*Better experience with headphones (Dynamic music)
*Content: 5 worlds and a special game mode “The Path of Madness”.
*The game is in English but translations are coming soon.
*Free majors updates will come during the following months, so stay tuned!

Android OS Requierements: 4.0+

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Danger Goat v1.0


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Description: One runaway goat. 100s of dastardly traps in his way. Can you help him escape?
• The all-new VR puzzle game… only on Daydream.
• Guide, slide and catapult the goat to freedom.
• Avoid an arsenal of traps, from missiles and shrink rays to crazy killer robots.
• Tilt the controller to knock down monoliths, sabotage traps and create a path to safety.
• Master 28 diverse levels, including snowy mountains, wild forests and even outer space.

Android OS Requierements: 4.0+

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Please Don't Touch Anything 3D v1.1


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Description: Please, Don’t Touch Anything 3D is a cryptic, brain-racking button-pushing simulation.
Covering for a colleague who is taking a bathroom break, you find yourself in front of a mysterious console consisting of a green screen monitor with a live image of an unknown city. Also present is an ominous red button with the simple instruction to not touch anything!
Push it and expect to be held liable for any unintended aftermath. And there will be many.
Scavenge the room for clues, tools, and buttons to solve riddles and trigger explosive events. You cannot begin to imagine how many mind blowing surprises such a deceptively simple console has for you.
This new 3D version of the classic game features all new high-quality visuals, new mechanics, updated classic endings with new solutions, and a slew of new endings. Defiant button pressers are now presented with over 30 engaging puzzles that spring from hidden compartments inside the mysterious console.

Android OS Requierements: 4.0+

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Ultimate Bird Simulator v1.2


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Description: Soar into a brand new adventure as a majestic Eagle, swift Falcon, or a colorful Parrot! For the first time ever, choose from TWELVE PLAYABLE BIRDS! Hunt down food in a massive realistic world, lay eggs, raise your flock, and unlock exciting new playable birds as you experience the life of a bird!
Download the Ultimate Bird Simulator today while it's 50% OFF for a very limited time!
Brand New Features
REALISTIC SIMULATOR
You'll need to maintain your health, hunger, thirst, and energy while ruling over the vast blue skies!
TWELVE PLAYABLE BIRDS
Choose from your favorite species of birds in a single game! Become a Eagle, Crow, Parrot, Duck, Owl, Falcon, Stork, Seagull, Bluejay, Toucan, Cockatoo, and a Hummingbird! Each species has their own families, experience, and levels!
DANGEROUS BOSS BATTLES
Test your skills against SIX thrilling boss battles! A deadly winged foe who lives off of blood lies in wait! A dangerous predatory feline is waiting in the snow covered peaks to pounce on your entire flock!
BUILD YOUR FLOCK
Dominate other birds or bring them a treat to recruit them to your family! Customize and play as any bird in your flock and create a powerful family!
RAISE YOUR BABIES
Hatch babies that will grow into powerful members of your family! Care for you babies while they are are young, finding food for them and carrying them in your mouth!
CUSTOMIZE YOUR BIRDS
Choose your animal’s name, appearance, skills, and attributes to complement your flock members and become a more powerful group!
LEVEL UP YOUR BIRDS
Gain experience by catching and eating your prey, caring for your family, and completing missions! Level up your birds to increase their health and attack damage, earn points to upgrade your stats, and increase the size of your flock!
EARN STAT POINTS
Stat Points can be used to provide bonus’s to traits like Health, Critical Attack Chance, Flight Speed, and much more!
UPGRADEABLE BUFFS
Buff Points can be used to upgrade your Screech and Call Buffs, which create temporary Stat Boosting auras around your bird when active!
RAGDOLL PHYSICS
Your prey now realistically dangles from your talons as you carry them!
DYNAMIC WEATHER, SEASONS AND DAY/NIGHT CYCLE
Procedural weather system with unique storms, clouds, sun, and stars! And the BRAND NEW changing seasons!
MASSIVE REALISTIC 3D ENVIRONMENT
Explore a world so big we created SIXTEEN unique dens for your birds to live in! Explore a dense mountainous forest, a tropical jungle island, an arid rocky land, and the frosted peaks of the arctic!
DOZENS OF ENEMIES
Hunt down animals like squirrels, rabbits, mice, deer, birds, crab, fish, raccoon, fox, beetles, grub, worms, ants, geckos and many more! Smaller birds can scavenge for fruit, seeds, and nectar from flowers!
OPTIONAL BLOOD EFFECTS
If you are of age or have your parents permission, turn on the BRAND NEW blood effects for added combat ferocity!
GLUTEN-FREE PROMISE
With all of our games you will always get the full game with no ads or additional purchases!
Download the Ultimate Bird Simulator to transport yourself to the wide open skies and experience the high flying life of your favorite bird!
If you liked living as a Bird then you'll love our other animal simulators! Download our Ultimate Wolf Simulator and live a wild life in the forest, or turn the Ultimate Dinosaur Simulator and discover a long lost Prehistoric World of Dinosaurs!

Android OS Requierements: 4.0+

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Zoombinis v1.0.8


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Description: Zoombinis is a re-creation of the classic, award-winning 1990’s puzzle game Logical Journey of the Zoombinis. The small blue creatures, each with distinct personalities and appearances, are escaping imprisonment by the evil Bloats who have taken over the Zoombinis' home. Players take on the role of the guide and help the Zoombinis reach the safety of Zoombiniville.
Use logic, analyze data, spot patterns and hone problem solving skills. Players face a series of increasingly difficult challenges that stand between the Zoombinis and freedom. Twelve perilous puzzles each with 4 levels of increasing difficulty, a great story, and many fun and memorable characters make for an engaging and challenging experience.
We challenge you to get all the Zoombinis to safety!
The Puzzles
• Allergic Cliffs
• Stone Cold Caves
• Pizza Pass
• Captain Cajun’s Ferryboat
• Titanic Tattooed Toads
• Stone Rise
• Fleens
• Hotel Dimensia
• Mudball Wall
• Lion’s Lair
• BubbleWonder Abyss
• Mirror Machine
Featuring
• Beautiful new digitally painted backgrounds
• The original voices for the Narrator, Stone Guards, Pizza Trolls, Captain Cajun, and the Innkeeper
• Restored music from version 1 of the original game
• Improved celebrations and achievements
System Requirements
• Android OS 2.3.1 and up
• ARMv7 and up
• GPU support for Open GLES 2.0 recommended
• 6-7" screen recommended

Android OS Requierements: 4.0+

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Mekorama VR v1.13


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Description: Meet an endearing little robot, named B for its bumbling movements and yellow black paint job. A mechanical failure leaves B stranded in a world of puzzling dioramas. Can you help the tiny robot find its way home?
COLLECTIBLE LEVELS
In addition to the game's 50 levels, there are thousands more online. Use Mekorama's built-in QR code scanner to collect new levels made by other players. Their creativity is simply amazing!
DIORAMA MAKER
Or make your own miniature VR worlds with the included level editor. Just place building blocks, such as grass, stone, motors, and robots, and click Play. Your level is automatically saved as a QR code that you can share with friends or post online.
(Mekorama VR requires Daydream View. "QR code" is a registered trademark of Denso Wave Inc.)

Android OS Requierements: 4.0+

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Human Resource Machine v1.0.1


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Description: Program little office workers to solve puzzles. Be a good employee! The machines are coming... for your job.
Human Resource Machine is a puzzle game for nerds. In each level, your boss gives you a job. Automate it by programming your little office worker. If you succeed, you'll be promoted up to the next level for another year of work in the vast office building. Congratulations!
Don't worry if you've never programmed before - programming is just puzzle solving. If you strip away all the 1's and 0's and scary squiggly brackets, programming is simple, logical, beautiful, and something that anyone can understand and have fun with! Are you already an expert? There will be extra challenges for you.
From the creators of World of Goo and Little Inferno. Have fun! Management is watching.
REVIEWS:
“Sometimes a game catches you by surprise. Be it with its ingenuity, its style, or its sense of humor. Other times a game catches you with all three, like Human Resource Machine.”
- Gamezebo 9/10

"Human Resource Machine Could Be The App Of The Year”
- Mobile n’ Apps

Android OS Requierements: 4.0+

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